body {
	color:                 white;
	background-color:      #FF0000;
	font-family:           verdana, arial, sans-serif;
	font-size:             12px;
	margin:                0 0 0 0;
    background-image:      url("http://www.bigredrockeater.com/eyesmile.png");
    background-position:   1% 5%;
    background-repeat:     no-repeat;
    background-attachment: fixed;
}

h1 {
	color:       white;
	font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif;
	font-size:   36px;
	font-weight: bold;
}

h2 {
	color:       white;
	font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif;
	font-size:   24px;
	font-weight: normal;
}

h3 {
	color:       white;
	font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif;
	font-size:   18px;
	font-weight: normal;
}

h4 {
	color:       white;
	font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif;
	font-size:   12px;
	font-weight: normal;
}

h5 {
	color:       white;
	font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif;
	font-size:   8px;
	font-weight: normal;
}

td {
	color:         white;
	font-family:   verdana, arial, sans-serif;
	font-size:     20px;
    padding-left:  10px;
    padding-right: 10px;
}

a {
   color: white;
   font-size: 8px;
   font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif;
   text-decoration: none;
}

a:hover {
   color: #FFFF80;
   font-size: 18px;
   font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif;
   text-decoration: none;
}

a:link {
   color: #FFFF80;
   font-size: 10px;
   font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif;
   text-decoration: none;
}

html, body, #container { height: 100%; }
body > #container { height: auto; min-height: 100%; }

#content { padding-bottom: 3em; }

#footer {
    clear: both;
    position: relative;
    z-index: 10;
    height: 3em;
    margin-top: -4em;
}

div.crime    { color: fuchsia; padding: 0.1em; border: none; }
div.funny    { color: green;   padding: 0.1em; border: none; }
div.neuro    { color: yellow;  padding: 0.1em; border: none; }
div.privacy  { color: maroon;  padding: 0.1em; border: none; }
div.science  { color: black;   padding: 0.1em; border: none; }
div.stupid   { color: blue;    padding: 0.1em; border: none; }
div.world    { color: teal;    padding: 0.1em; border: none; }

.clear {
    line-height: 0px;
    font-size:   0px;
    clear:       both;
    height:      0px;
}

#quip {
    position:absolute;
    top: 350px;
    left: 25px;
}